Friday, November 5, 2010

Marco Rubio's Acceptance Speech

If you have not had a chance to hear Marco Rubio's remarks from election night, here they are.

In this speech, he manages to do something Barack Obama has thus far failed to do: he shares a personal narrative that is substantive and highlights America's virtues.

Documented as many times as he has delivered a speech, President Obama notoriously makes everything about the Man: Barack Obama. His self-aggrandizing narrative is generally used to mischaracterize America's history, belittle America's core principles, and exaggerate America's shortcomings.

Rather than learning American history from historical fiction writers like Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky, Senator Rubio asserts that his knowledge of America's greatness comes from events he has seen with his own eyes.

America is the greatest nation in history. We must stand by the principles that made her great if she is to remain on top in the future.
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Thursday, November 4, 2010

¡Viva Marco Rubio!

Congratulations on the remarkable victory, Senator-elect Rubio!

Also a heartfelt congratulations to all of the incoming Conservatives who represent immigrant/minority communities. Your elections show that one's ethnicity does not mandate a dependency on a political party or a government program (sorry Senator Reid, immigrants can love America as it was founded, too--not just angry, white men from the mid-west).
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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Marco Rubio for Senate


Marco Rubio has a genuine appreciation for America and the principles of Freedom and Liberty that have made the U.S. that beacon on the hill.

Like so many of ours did, Marco Rubio's parents also looked to America for refuge. A place of protection from world tyrants. As he states in this video, Washington seems more interested in mimicking the rest of the world, instead of leading by example as we have done for 234 years.
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Corporate Tax Reduction=Government's Surest Way to Restore Actual Economic Growth

The gubernatorial campaign in Utah is an interesting contest. Not because the candidates are polling neck and neck (because the are not), but because of the rhetoric--and even more--the ideologies behind the rhetoric.

Forbes Magazine just ranked Utah number one on their list: Best States for Business and Careers. Over the last five years, Utah's economy has grown at a steady 3.5% year-over-year. Utah's corporate tax rate has dropped from 7% to 5%. The state's unemployment level has remained solidly below the national average and household incomes have increased by 5%, twice the rate of the state in second place. Additionally, the quality of life measurement inside the state is well above the national average.

By all measures, Utah is doing all the right things to ensure a strong economic environment for businesses and, by extension, for all of Utah's citizens.

Now, back to the Utah governor's race. Governor Gary Herbert, who was installed as governor after President Obama appointed then-governor Jon M. Huntsman, Jr. ambassador to China, is running for governor on the Republican ticket.

He has been instrumental in attracting new employers into the state. He has actively held meetings with existing Utah business owners. Governor Herbert has not hidden his support for or his support from the business community.

Salt Lake County mayor and Democratic gubernatorial nominee, Peter Corroon, has taken every opportunity he could find to accuse Governor Herbert of dishonesty and unethical fundraising. Instead of offering new ideas, Corroon has found corruption where none exists and has blatantly lied about several issues he has made his talking points.

For example, the Federal Bureau of Land Management had granted a contract to one of Governor Herbert's donors. Showing his ignorance of process and his desperation--without any grounds for suspicion, let alone a public accusation--Mayor Corroon wondered aloud whether or not the governor's office had awarded the bid because of a campaign donation. Unfortunately for Corroon's argument, the bureaucracy in the Federal BLM is not headed or influenced by individual governors or their staffers.

Corroon has also spent roughly six months talking about large campaign donations to the governor that have coincided with meetings the governor has taken with executives from several corporations. Apparently, he wants increased corporate taxes and punishment for politicians and companies that are negotiating special arrangements to expand the number of jobs within the state.

Peter Corroon may wonder why these business leaders are not donating to him. Evidently, he does not need corporate donations. The unions in the right-to-work state of Utah have been very generous.

This should be a big indicator of who would be the better governor between the two: the guy whose supporters create jobs for the state, or the one whose supporters limit jobs through inflated benefits and incomes which come as a result of the bullying tactics of their contract negotiators.

Think about this: for every ten union members costing their companies ten percent more than fair market value for their work, there is just over one capable worker whom the employer can no longer afford to hire. At this rate, if unions were universal, there would be an automatically built-in unemployment rate of 10%. Imagine how dire the US employment numbers would look if all other variables were added to this base of 10%.

Union benefits are great for the members--while they last. But as can be seen from utility companies to state agencies, from auto workers to police officers, the pensions, retirement funds and health benefits are unsustainable. They literally bankrupt companies, municipalities and agencies. The results hurt more than just the retirees and corporate executives, they effect all employees and their families. The tax base shrinks, social program expenditures skyrocket and the country's economic well-being takes a hit that could last a generation or more.

With that possibility at the back of your mind, what seems like a larger ethical misstep: incentivizing employers to come setup shop in the state with tax breaks or crippling the state's economy through attacks on corporations and politicians endeavoring to simplify the expansion of the state's workforce?

Another example is education. Mayor Corroon intentionally misled voters on the number of high school credits Utah requires of their students to graduate. Both Corroon and his running mate claimed that Utah's education requirements are so insufficient that Utah's high school grads have to take remedial high school courses at the colleges and universities they attend. Such a system does not actually exist in America's standard institutions of higher learning.

The Corroon campaign's claim was that Utah only requires 18 "core" credits to graduate, compared to a national average of 20.8 hours, or a regional average of 22.7 hours. The problem with his numbers is that Utah requires 18 core credits and six elective hours, totaling 24 required credit hours to graduate. Each of the other cited states' numbers included electives.

When asked about the inconsistency between the campaign's claim and actual facts, would-be Lieutenant Governor Allen retorted that the numbers did not matter...Mayor Corroon's vision for education is bigger than simple numbers--the very numbers they created to frame their attacks on the state's education system.

It ought to be mentioned, also, that Peter Corroon claimed in a live debate that Governor Herbert is the most corrupt governor since Rod Blagojevich. An exceptionally baseless personal attack.

In sum, we see that Corroon's ideology brings a class-based, "get-even" approach to the economy, demonstrably false claims of supporting the working class, and blatant deception for political gain.

Governor Herbert's ideology, in contrast, strengthens the working-class by enabling its members to be self-sufficient. And with a self-sufficient citizenry, most all other community shortcomings are overcome.
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

This was the clip I had intended to share from Ezra Taft Benson

This one talks about Soviet leaders visiting America and belittling her systems. Listen to the claims both men made of the future and ask if we, as Americans, are doing our part to preserve our freedoms. Which system is prevailing?
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Ezra Taft Benson's Warning on Socialism Here and Abroad

Ezra Taft Benson, U.S. Secretary of Agriculture under President Eisenhower, shares what have become timeless admonitions on the onward march of Socialism. Enjoy!
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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Chris Christie defines the sides in his current battle.

We need more leaders like this man.
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An amoral, non-religious assessment of homosexuality and the political environment surrounding it.

My first statement in this undertaking is as follows: I believe that one is entitled to make all personal decisions one wants in determining the direction and quality of one's own life.

My second statement is that I also believe that a set of consequences is naturally bound to every action one takes.

The final disclaimer I wish to make, prior to proceeding, is that honesty and truth are part of natural law. There are absolutes in the universe; either the earth was created or it just happens to be. Either OJ Simpson was involved in his wife's murder or he was not. Regardless of opinions, beliefs, arguments and perceptions, certain things are absolute and unchangeable. These absolutes are absolutes independent of popular culture or society's trending norms.

Now, I will get right into it. From a normative point of view, one's sexuality ought not be the subject of anything in the public sphere. A homosexual's preferences and practices should be kept private, as should a heterosexual's. The idea of forming a sort of public fraternity based on how one expresses himself or herself sexually is questionable in a civilized society, anyway. Imagine a group of people identifying themselves to the world as "orals", "anals", "consensual pedophiles" or "masturbationists". They would rightfully be viewed by society as deviants, sex-aholics who should enroll in counselling. One could also imagine a society where a group of people, who share in and enjoy certain types of sexual activity, might band together and claim they are being denied their civil rights.

The truth of the matter is that certain members of society, with equal standing under the law as any other member of society, have decided that their participation in a certain type of sexual activity is the main aspect that defines them. These are not only homosexuals. There are also heterosexuals who do a good job of letting people know of their enthusiasm for sexual gratification.

However, it is primarily a vocal, activist movement within the homosexual portion of society (along with the professional offense-takers of the Left) that has politicized their sexuality. I find it uncouth and offensive that anyone would use something as private as sex to make a political point or to get their hands on a microphone and a little attention.

I have known homosexuals that I have not particularly enjoyed, but it had nothing to do with their sexuality, but their personality. Exactly the same way I have enjoyed and not enjoyed certain heterosexuals based on the content of their characters.

Additionally, there has been extra buzz in the media recently about tensions between the LGBT in society and the straight folks. I believe this tension exists, but in my view, it is exaggerated by the two sides. On one hand, the gay community is on heightened alert because of all the attention being grabbed by the vocal members of their side. This leads to over-sensitivity. Anything could be taken as a divisive, hurtful remark.

Then the folks on the straight side feel that the gay community is pushing their stances too hard. This, too, results in over-sensitivity. Even showing up in public sometimes is seen as "taking a stand" or "forcing their lifestyle onto everyone else".

I will now repeat what most everyone's moms have said for years: If everyone would just be themselves, not worrying about what others may think about them, everyone would be getting along. Just have a sense of propriety; keep private things to yourself and close friends, regardless of sexual preferences.

To summarize: A person is a person and we all have the same rights. If you want to be sexually active, regardless of the preference, have a little respect and decency: don't publicize it or politicize it. Or to use the cliche, "Don't kiss and tell". Perhaps Bill Clinton got this one right: Don't ask, don't tell. This should be universal. Gender, preference, ethnicity, race, religion or creed... it does not matter. The thing that makes us similar is that we are all unique. Your quirk is no more special than mine, and vice versa.

Make your own choices in life and stick to them. Be confident and don't go down any paths you will regret or that you won't be able to endure.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Phrases and words that have jumped the shark...

* Jumped the Shark

* Double-dip recession

* Thrown under the bus

* Anything from 1990's Jim Carey movies

* ...So... (This word should never be a stand alone sentence. Additionally, it should never be used to end a sentence or thought, but in rare and grammatically correct cases.)

* Synergy in all its forms

* Gravitas

* Paradigm shift

* Outside the box

* Pushing the envelope

* Undocumented workers

* Surreal (Mainly when used by Hollywood actors)

* Serious as a heart attack

* Unexpected (when used to compare actual circumstances to the predictions of expert economists and meteorologists/climatologists)

* Cool beans

* I could care less

* Throw in the towel

* Cliche

* Let me be clear (just be clear, Mr. President)

* Can I ask a question?

* Hope and Change

* Man-made Global Warming (doesn't 'climate change' sound so much better?)

* You know what I mean?

* Ditto

* Apples to apples

* Fair enough

* To be (perfectly) honest

* Happenstance

* E-squeeze me

* Anything from Wayne's World

* Bless his/her heart/soul

* With every fiber of my being

* The popo

* Risky business

* Touch with a 10' pole

* Song and dance

* The whole 9 yards
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Have you seen the price of Silver?

A lot cheaper than gold and a lot less "overhead". I spent about $800 on my little silver collection last year, and today, that pile of silver is worth $1,402.30. At the time of this writing, one ounce of silver was $21.90.

Commodities retain value while national currencies fluctuate based on governments' monetary policy at any given time. It may be prudent to invest in some commodities yourself. If you find any great deals, or if you have some of your own that you would like to liquidate, don't hesitate to leave a comment.
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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Governor Christie (R-NJ) firmly responds to a teachers' union member

This man is brilliant! You may have already seen this one, but it is worth another look:








Absolutely brilliant!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

America Remembers: September 11, 2010

Nine years ago, outside of a few scheming Muslim extremists, no one could have imagined a mosque and community center being built in a building so close to Ground Zero that its roof experienced structural damage from one of the planes' landing gear.

No one would have guessed that the US Government would join forces with a foreign nation to sue a US state for drafting and passing a localized version of the Federal immigration laws.

It would have been unthinkable to believe that the US Government would have taken control of most of the country's major banks, most of the car companies and purposely driven medical insurance companies out of business.

Nine years ago, who could have guessed that Congress and the President would make laws that would have to be passed in order to know what was contained in the bills (for those unfamiliar with this statement, this was Nancy Pelosi's big, final sales pitch for the passage of healthcare reform)?

Several months after our President promised healthcare would not add a dime to the deficit (which is now larger than all previous debts of all administrations combined...all in less than two years), but would save our economy, he is claiming that no one even suggested that healthcare passage would not cost a lot. With the first annual insurance renewal after the bill's passage, the average increase to insurance premiums (by design) was at least 18%. When all pieces of this legislation go into effect, there will be a special tax on the purchase of gold coins, fines from the IRS and jail time for those who do not comply with the new insurance policy requirements.

Nine years ago, it seemed that America had become reunified, firmly standing behind the Founding Principles of and standing up for freedom in America. Surely no one would have dreamed that the President of the United States nine years later would have single handedly destroyed the economies of Las Vegas, industrial cities in which private jets and even RVs are manufactured and any city, county or region in which off-shore drilling is a major contributor to the economic well-being.

Anyone who was there in NYC chanting: "USA, USA, USA!" while President Bush addressed them with a megaphone would have laughed at you if you told them that the POTUS, nine years into the future, would be bowing to foreign heads of state (and the mayor of Tampa), or doing a world apology tour for all of America's shortcomings, or delivering a speech in Cairo outlining Islam's contributions to the world (most of which were either pre-Muslim Persia or more than 1300 years in the past).

In fine, if a September 12, 2001 American could see what our own US Government would become nine years later, they would never believe it. That day, it was difficult to find a home, office, freeway overpass, car, semi, billboard or lapel without an American flag adorning it. Scripture verses were ubiquitous on banners in public view. The professional offense-takers of the Left were nowhere to be seen or heard.

Nearly 3000 Americans died because of a poisonous ideology that differs so much from our own spectrum of ideologies that demands for understanding show the ineptitude and intellectual simplicity of the demander. What we call an understanding nature is seen by our enemies as weakness. What is polite interaction in our society is a joke in theirs. Athenians believed that opening their society and education system to the Spartans would make friends out of enemies...this naivete led to their eventual destruction. So, too, our society believes itself to be so swell that we cannot fathom the idea of another society not loving us after getting to know us.

America IS great! Her people are the most generous, fun-loving, hard-working people on the planet. If our enemies were rational human-beings, letting them in to get to know us would be a brilliant idea. Unfortunately, they are not. They are demented degenerates who feel, in the deepest corners of their souls, that we are a threat to them. And in a sense we are. We are all about freedom and liberty. Our society does not smile upon immorality and filth, but we do not take every possible measure to prevent it. Therein lies the threat to Islamic terrorists: we allow people to make decisions in the their own lives that are less-than-prudent.

They cannot have that. They stone women to death (even their own daughters) for being seen in town holding hands with a boy. Women are subjugated in as many ways as possible, because as women, they possess characteristics that can tempt and distract the holy, holy men around them.

We, as Americans, are tolerant of other races, ethnicities and holders of differing religious and political viewpoints. Their interpretation of Islam cannot be tolerant. One must convert, pay significantly higher tax rates, leave or die.

These individuals only assimilate with a tolerant society for the purpose of studying it, then dismantling it.

These are some of the mental deficiencies that define the men who killed our fellow Americans nine years ago, and continue to plot against us today.

May we know and always REMEMBER what makes America special without wavering. May we always hold in solemn remembrance the memories of those who died. May God bless the mourners on this Patriots' Day. And may God bless America!
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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Citizens who peaceably assemble daily at their places of employment...

"Congress shall make no law... ...abridging... ...the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

-First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States



From America's largest corporations down to Main Street's smallest businesses, from manufacturing to farming and professional services, one charateristic is shared by all: the citizens peaceably assemble to execute the business of America.

It has always seemed a bit odd to me that a corporate tax even exists. The notion that businesses pay taxes, specifically written to exact revenue from them--the vehicles through which America's citizenry earns income from which it pays taxes--has always seemed to me to be double-dipping.

To paraphrase one of my favorite presidents--Calvin Coolidge-- to tax more than is absolutely necessary is tantamount to theft. By taxing businesses, government is not only stealing from the business entity, but every dollar that goes to the Treasury is one dollar that cannot be invested in new research, new infrastructure and new employees. The more taxes that are secured the more Americans there are who are not assembling peaceably in America's places of commerce. Corporate taxes are collected at the expense of employees, would-be employees and the hard-working class of Americans.

You see, there are simple math equations that govern the economy. How many of us remember the supply and demand graphs from Economics 101? There is always a specific point at which we reach equilibrium and that point determines fair market price of the good in question. This applies to labor and compensation just the same. Mathematically, there is a place where those who seek employment and those who seek employees meet and that point defines fair market wages for the service rendered.

Anyone who remembers the graph of which I speak should also remember what artificial floors and ceilings do. For those who do not recollect, floors and ceilings such as minimum wage and quotas (artificial floors) or pay caps and operational regulations (artificial ceilings) create gaps. These gaps result in fixed, permanent unemployment numbers and fixed, permanent under production.

One might argue, and many do, that the taxes exacted from businesses are necessary. And they would be correct. But if more folks were peaceably assembling in locations where they could make their own money, there would be much less dependency on the government to provide the services that depend on taxation.

I find it curious that politicians (and certain segments of society) view businesses as the enemy. Congress parades CEOs around in and out of hearings and investigations, demonizing and scrutinizing them all the way. Each time our elected and appointed officials even suspect a company has committed some type of transgression, they form committees to investigate the situation, then the committee draws up bills and eventually a new law is passed to prohibit the unsavory act from happening again. But you can always count on Congress to take it a step or two too far.

Once Congress has spoken, the decision that led to the decision that resulted in the first mis-step each become illegal. Each governmental move ties up more and more company resources and man power that would otherwise be used on producing a product or making a process more efficient. This sets progress into decline (or as many of today's elites would say: a negative growth phase). By extension, new hires that would be in line to start working get pushed back. The consequence to this setback is that recovery in the jobs market is delayed and production declines. This leads to less revenue which leads to pay cuts or layoffs, if sustained for a prolonged period of time.

As I see it, government's obsession with meddling in the private sector not only causes ongoing economic damage to this country, but it also does so in violation of the First Amendment.

If one is unemployed, he or she cannot assemble peaceably, as previously defined, a job is required for that. and although I would not say a job is a right to be guaranteed by the government, the government certainly lacks the authority to continue to inhibit job creation. Additionally, one must ask the question: To whom can the American people turn for redress of their grievances when their very own government is the entity that is abusing their freedoms?
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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Not the most attractive bumper sticker (if there is such a thing as an attractive bumper sticker), but...

It seems that our elected and appointed officials today are soft, quasi-academics who believe signing a feel-good accord that accomplishes nothing is a sign of moving forward. Document diplomacy is a joke, such as UN condemnations of Iran, formal requests for apologies from North Korea for instigating violence in the peninsula, or verbal rebukes of Israel based on false charges inspired by clever PR campaigns of terrorist groups. None of these resolutions resolve anything. They produce nothing, but more hot air from our politicians.

Congress is trying right now to pass another stimulus/bailout worth a current $26B. There is still a ridiculously large amount of unseen cash from the last whopper they passed. The leadership is peddling this as the only way to save the jobs of teachers and police/firefighters. We all, by now, should be able to see right through this. They use this same group of necessary workers as excuses for every budget increase they ever propose. Instead of cutting the crucial services, why do politicians never stand up and offer a list of the "luxury" services to cut. A freeze is not a cut! A simple 1.4% pay raise for federal employees (who already make almost double what their private sector counterparts make, when considering pay + benefits) is not a cut.

We need strong, honest leadership in America. If this administration is purposely making our deficit skyrocketing, it would be nice to hear them say it. If they are not trying to destroy this country, it would help us all if they would lower the partisan blinders and talk to actual experts instead of political appointee hacks who have never had any real-world experience.

These policies are far more damaging than the over-spending that took place in the previous administration. And how can our leaders believe we are so dumb as to believe that "inheriting" $400B debt and making it $1.7T could possibly be the fault of the last administration? The condescending arrogance is sickening!

Our politicians must acquire the courage necessary to fix these problems or they need to be replaced with those who have it. Stop wasteful spending. Shrink the budget. Cut taxes to increase the tax base, increase consumer spending and thereby increase government revenue!
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August recess, Calvin Coolidge style

About 85 years ago, just as Congress frantically sought to pass some last minute legislation before heading back to their home districts for their August break, Calvin Coolidge vetoed a desk-load of would-be laws. When asked his reasoning, President Coolidge answered: "We already have enough laws."

What a refreshing approach! At a time when documents detailing the regulation of lettuce growing in the United States more than quintuple the length of the Founding Documents of this republic, a little more Coolidge and a little less government invasiveness would be nice.
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Friday, July 2, 2010

On assignment from Thailand

Yesterday, a group of 40 people from various countries boarded a speed boat from Phuket, Thailand en route to Phi Phi Don Island, Thailand. The trip out should only have taken about 45 minutes, but because of the water conditions, it ended up taking twice as long. In this part of the world, it is monsoon season from May to October. The severe weather conditions are common all across the Andaman Sea, as well as other bodies of water in the vicinity. At the same time that we boarded our boat, at least four other boats with similar numbers of passengers did likewise. Then several hours later, the cycle began again.

Several of us in the front part of the boat (where our spines and tailbones were most at risk), remarked that if we tried going out on the water in similar conditions to the ones we were in, but it were in America or Australia... it would not be permitted. There is no chance that a tour company from the U.S. or from any of the "civilized" nations of the world would take people out there.

Since arriving here last week, I have discussed socio-political circumstances with British and Australian citizens and about how things are in those countries. It is the same everywhere. In Britain, the song Baa, Baa Black Sheep has been banned, because it contains the word "black". The officially recognized version is now Baa, Baa Rainbow Sheep. Additionally, the idea of "Brainstorming" is also a thing of the past. Jackie, a hospitality manager and English and German teacher here on the island had been the director of a group for at-risk youth in England before heading to Thailand. She recounted to me an experience she had at a council meeting for leaders of a youth group alliance. Jackie had suggested a brainstorming session. At the very moment she said the word brainstorm, several members of the company gasped and told her to find a better word. Brainstorming can be offensive to people who have sporadic mental disorders like Tourette's.

It seems to be en vogue for well-connected geniuses in society to find as many ways as possible to take offense on behalf of other people. Look at the college mascot issue the NCAA went through a couple years back. Non-Native-American organizations determined that certain mascots ought to be banned because of their hostile and negative connotations against particular tribes. The Florida State Seminoles and the Runnin' Utes of the University of Utah were two of the so-called hostile mascots. The Ute Tribe countered by requesting that the school make the Ute mascot permanent. The tribal leader expressed how it has always been a source of tribal pride to know that their heritage and culture had a small spotlight on them whenever the Runnin' Utes took to the floor or the field.

Now back to the boat situation from yesterday. Up at the front of the boat, between violent crashes against the waves, our group, made up of six Australians and three Americans observed that sophisticated societies tend to gather their wealth of experiences and knowledge to minimize the number of risks one can take. Whether it is from individual-outward law suits or top-down regulation, freedom and liberty suffer each time litigation or legislation attempt to protect the citizens of the country or region in which the measure is being enacted.* (See asterisk two paragraphs below as a follow up to any concerns the previous sentence may introduce.)

Sure, yesterday's boat tour lead to some discomfort in our backs and posteriors, but it was well worth it. We saw beautiful places we would otherwise never see, did exciting things we could only do in a very few other places on Earth and we got to know people from other countries who were loving and experiencing the same things along with us. There was even a woman from Australia who must have vomited seven or eight times, but she was still smiling whenever we stopped to see a new island.

It is just amazing to see what freedoms people have here that, for safety reasons or fear of a lawsuit, we do not. This is a monarchy and they have freedoms that we never would have guessed one could have--*and the best part? It has not lead to anarchy. There is order here and it works.

I do not know exactly how we can return to the type of freedom and liberty that are enjoyed in simpler societies, but I long for this type of liberation in the United States. It is the type of individual liberty that once dominated our political discourse; it was the driving force behind our policies. Children today can rattle off a list of reasons sue or ways to bully people into doing what they want; threats of court challenges are common. The list is about a mile long. But these same children could not name more than three Founding Fathers. They could not list the reasons the United States became an independent nation. I would also put money on it that they could not explain the reasoning behind our three branches of government. And I would put the deed to my home up if more than 2% of college kids today were familiar with the circumstances surrounding the 17th Amendment, its passing and what it has done to the country.

Bottom line: Our children are being taught by society that they can and should have anything they want. The ideas of personal responsibility, respect and a sense of propriety are not being adequately taught. Our elected officials are the brainchildren of the socialist movement that started around the turn of the last century. And finally, our society is addicted to litigation. If we can right these wrongs, America and her Constitution will be strong as long as those corrections are maintained. Let's start now!

Monday, June 28, 2010

K Street: An Illustration of how the perspective of America's two sides differ

An associate of mine had been returning a young lady, with whom he had been enjoying dinner, to her home on K Street in Washington. For those of you familiar with K Street, you do not need to be told that it is very easy to spot unsavory characters milling about the area at any time of the day. If you are unfamiliar with K Street, consider yourself blessed.

This particular evening, just across from the apartment of my colleague's date for that evening, the couple  spotted two transvestite prostitutes conversing on the sidewalk. Already somewhat disgusted, my friend escorted his friend up to her door, more as a protective measure than as the customary end to a date. Without being able to determine what was being said, exactly, the two saw one of the prostitutes turn to the other, and while continuing to chat he/she dumped somewhere around 30 used condom wrappers onto the side walk.


I will now allow you to think about this for a minute.

Without pondering too much, think to yourself: What do I find most disturbing about this story?

Please feel free to share your answers to this question in the comments area.

The story ends shortly after that point.

As my friend was lamenting (internally) the decay of Western society and its moral code, and while he was thinking about all the diseases that had just been introduced into the air by this sick, careless act, the girl he was with, in an appalled tone simply judged: "Litter bug!"

It seems that the Left in America got stuck on the catch phrases of the second grade. Ever notice how the UN-type diplomats out there are always demanding apologies? Condemnation resolutions are worthless, too. They accomplish nothing, but the gathering of "interested parties" to sign a non-binding piece of paper and then congratulate themselves on caring. Calling a biological hazard a pile of litter, requesting apologies from other grown ups, or signing resolutions are simple-minded techniques that we all learned in elementary school. Why must we apply such juvenile tactics in the real-world?

If your first thought here was also "litter bug", hurry and log off your computer, it is almost time for recess! Be sure to play fairly and don't exclude ANYONE!!!

Monday, June 14, 2010

In honor of the World Cup kick off: What does it take to be a sport?

Around the office for the last several months, we have been debating what it takes for a game, competition or even to be classified as a sport. The debate has, admittedly, been a waste of time, but it has been interesting. The main item in question has been whether or not baseball is truly a sport. Over the course of the discourse, we have proposed and accepted/rejected myriad of "yardsticks", or benchmarks by which each competition ought to be judged.

We have determined first and foremost that the E--which stands for entertainment--in ESPN means that simply being shown on ESPN does not mean the event is a sport. For example, cheerleading, spelling bees and poker can in no wise be classified as sports, though they each appear on ESPN. Additionally, competition alone cannot be enough to satisfy the demands of what it takes to be a sport. Similarly, athleticism, hard-work and sweat combine to be insufficient qualifiers for sportshood.

What we have come up with are the following requirements (the first three being developed by Seth Allen):

  1. The event must be athletic. Athleticism and precision skill must be displayed by participants of the sport.
  2. The event must have as its object, an item to be played or acted upon. For example, a ball or a puck.
  3. An individual player or team must be able to defend against the actions of his/her or its opponent.
  4. By successfully defending, the team or individual ought to rightly be able to immediately take over on offense.
With the allusion to Seth Allen prior to the criteria for determining if a competition or event is a sport, the reader can easily see which side of the original question the writer stands. I argued that baseball, America's pastime and a great traditional American game, is not a sport. Aside from finding the whole point boring, I have always taken issue with the fact that all one does while playing baseball is wait. One waits for his turn to bat. Once there, he waits for the right pitch. He swings. The defense waits to see if he hits or misses. They all wait for the ball to come to them. The original batter (if he gets to the base) waits for an opportunity to advance to the next base, or go back to the dugout to wait for his next at bat, or his turn to go stand in the field and wait for some one to possibly hit a ball in his direction. And so goes the game.On and on for a minimum of nine turns for each team.

It is surely fun to play with friends. It can be entertaining to watch. But based on the above listed criteria for being a sport, it--at best--only gets 3 of the 4. A game where actual turns are taken resembles the game of Sorry more than it does a sport. In my estimation, in order for it to be a true sport, a successful defensive stop ought to necessarily switch the two competing parties from offense to defense immediately. If an outfielder, for example, were to make a magnificent diving catch, in his hat... over the fence, the umpires should get together and, based on the sheer magnificence of the play, be able to call him in to bat immediately. This should be regardless of how many outs the previous offensive team had against them at the time of the catch.

Think about this in other sports. Basketball: a defensive player steals the ball and has possession... wham! He's now on offense. Football: an interception, fumble, blocked kick, successful on-side kick, etc... click! Just like that, defense becomes offense.

Later in the discussion, in an attempt to rid soccer of its sportshood status, the idea of a tie was brought up. One of our other co-workers mentioned that any game that ends in a tie cannot be a sport. Although such sports are uncommon, I posited the following argument:

Soccer is special among the sports of the world. Going into the game (unless it is a single-game round of a tournament) both teams know that they only have 90 minutes to get the job done. They have to put it all out on the line in those 90 minutes without timeouts or breaks to re-strategize with the coach. Soccer players have to adapt on the pitch, on their own, as a team. They either succeed or fail. There is no one at the end of regulation saying: "Oh gee, you sure worked hard out there today... but you didn't quite make it. Go on out for another 15 minutes to try and accomplish what you couldn't up until this point." There aren't any do-overs. Soccer teams go out and perform their task and they live with the result... win, lose or draw. They do it or they don't. There is nothing else.

To me, that is a real sport. No second chances. You play hard. You run for 90 minutes straight, with varying levels of intensity. In addition to that, you have an object you are playing, with a goal in mind. You fight hard to defend against the opposition--and you can switch from offense to defense and back to offense in a split second.

Go USA! Good luck in South Africa, men!



P.S. Because of its historical value, I and my fellow "Baseball isn't a sport" enthusiasts compromised to give it 75% of a sport status, or a B-level sport status. We feel we're being generous... after all, several other popular American pastimes include crocheting, bridge and chess!

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Book of the Day: June 8, 2010

The Einstein Theory of Relativity.

This short publication has as its aim the task of explaining Einstein's theory of special relativity to non-physicists and non-mathematicians. Although the voice belongs to the early 1900s, it is fairly concise and informative.

A compilation of interviews from some of the brains most intimately in-tune with Einstein's, The Einstein Theory of Relativity is invaluable in helping today's student of science and philosophy understand one of the greatest scientific theories in modern history.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Introduction to the ElephantClubDC

The year was sometime in the late '90s, possibly later, when two young men stood in the hallway outside of their high school's choral department office, trying to find a good way to disrupt the class and mock the instructor without being seen. One afternoon, around lunch time, these two young men found inspiration in the hairstyle of a friendly classmate... Dean Bowman. Dean, a fairly pale kid, decided to nurse a 'fro. That particular day, Dean, for some eternally unknown reason, determined to also include a pick in the midst of his cranial decor. That's all it took for the famous cackle of one of the young men to immediately fluster the choral director, inside the classroom.

I was not the cackler, but I was just as guilty as he for disrupting the rehearsal of the all-girls show choir at school. Feeling... not so much guilty, but satisfied by the successful execution of our stated objective, we began to look toward our next goal. It was about that time that we expressed our interest in going into business together after college. As we brainstormed, our minds kept returning to a scene of dark wood walls, large leather arm chairs, a humidor and successful (and sometimes cantankerous) producers, enjoying being in good company.

From this vision spawned: The Elephant Club--a place where professionals would associate with friends, colleagues, acquaintances and competition alike. Great thinkers, influential orators, wielders of practical ingenuity would all grace the club, eat a Ruben sandwich and smoke a cigar, then present their brilliance--lecture-style--for the digestion of all in attendance. This would be a place where domestic and foreign policy initiatives would be conceived, hatched and incubated. Elected officials would have staffers loitering around the club throughout the posted hours of operation.

So, with that in mind... that is what we are doing. We also just happen to be actively engaged and deeply entrenched in getting a few other items together to complement our current progress. Feel free to follow us and read what we are doing, then in return, you will receive preferential consideration for membership in our club as the time arrives to go live, baby!